K so I was at scool today and Elizabeth was all like " cute outfit" and I was like " thanx " and then I looked down at what I was wearing and I was like I'm wearing my old riped up jeans and old beat-up convers with a purple shirt that is too big and then I was kinda like "wait what?" and she was like "well it's nice if you're lez" and I was like "sorry eLEZBITCH, I don't speak your kinda language!" and she was like "WTF?" and I looked at her and whent "Omg I broke a nail, (The author would like to remind you that she was saying all of this in like a girly voice!) and like really hurt myself medic!! medic!!, can u come so I can sleep with you too?" And I thought she was going to have a stroke so then she came back and was like, "WEll at least I'm not LEZ, you fatty!" SO then I was like "GO the FUCK away" and then I beat her up

THis is what really happened
"Nice outfit," Elizabeth said, "to bad you don't look good in it" I loked at her and smiled and then walked away, so then I heard her mumble under her breath "lez"